May 2013
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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I read a Facebook update as “about to be blown by David Copperfield” and laughed and then saw who posted it and got confused because they weren’t that funny. Then I saw it was “about to be mind blown by David Copperfield.”
May 23rd
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My Pizza
badkidsjokes: man:waiter how long will my pizza be ? waiter:not very long. lol
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of... →
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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“Branham was so convincing a preacher that, when he died in a 1965 automobile...”
– James Randi, The Faith Healers
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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The big men who came to get the power back on are driving away and leaving me here with Nickelback. Time to piss myself.
May 19th
Okay so this station plays Seventies, Eighties and Nickelback. I had to Shazaam the song because the lyrics were making me laugh.
May 19th
Aw fuck yeah, Soft Cell
May 19th
I’m glad I never started liking The Clash so I never had to stop liking them for Rock the Casbah.
May 19th
It’s Saturday night and I want to blare ”I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” from my parked car to motivate the maintenance guys to fix this shit so I can get back to playing Minecraft for long periods of time until I start to hate myself.
May 19th
If I were Catholic I would promise my patron saint an ex-voto of recording a cover of ”Do You Believe in Love?” By Huey Lewis and the News if they fixed the power soon. I might technically be Catholic because I’m pretty sure my grandmother performed a quick laity baptism on me in the tub when I was a kid.
May 19th
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Haha it would be hilarious if I had a serious drug problem is what I mean.
May 19th
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If I had to live in the Seventies I would just nonstop do drugs, I don’t think there was really anything else to do in that decade.
May 19th
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I’m sitting here listening to The Scorpions while someone is fucking with the power lines outside, this is the most banal variety of surreal.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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“Were there a mountain all made of gold, doubled that would not be enough to...”
– Samyutta Nikāya 1.156 (via modernmonkeymiscellany)
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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